Der Norweger ist Profi-Reisender, mit einem besonderen Auge für die wirtschaftlichen Facetten seiner Touren. Auf capital.de öffnet er künftig als Gastkolumnist sein Reisetagebuch in Originalsprache. Zum Start bringen wir die Plätze 11 bis 15 der am schwersten zugänglichen Länder.
The world's least visited countries are not necessarily the most difficult to get to. I am using three criteria to determine which 15 countries in the world are the most inaccessible, as well as my own overall experience of getting there. Why you would like to know? There is a reason why you are reading my column at capital.de or garfors.com. And it isn't to find the cleanest pool at all-inclusive resort joints in the Bahamas or Gran Canaria. Which will be added to your bucket list? The hardest 15 or the world's 25 least visited? 7 countries are on both lists. I have been to all 198 countries of the world, and I know which list I would have chosen first if I were to start from scratch. a) Visa availability This is the most important criteria. If you cannot get a visa, you cannot legally visit the country. If you try to do so illegally you may face prosecution or worse. So, if you are not required to obtain a visa in advance to visit a country, it will not be on this list. Some countries issue visa on arrival, but to me that is as easy as not having to get one at all. Just bring cash and a couple of photographs. Do note that I am writing this as the holder of a Norwegian passport. This list will therefore be more relevant to people with western passports. Norway is however not a part of the EU, and EU members will in some cases not require visas where Norwegians do. Note that getting a visa to 'a difficult country' is usually easier and faster from one of their neighbouring countries than from embassies closer to home. b) The security situation Of course, most often you should refrain from entering if there is a high risk of danger in the country in question. Then again, even countries engaged in wars or civil unrest, usually have areas that are less affected than others and therefore safer to visit. So if you really want in, there is usually a 'safe' spot. c) Transport Most countries are fairly well covered with regards to planes, trains or automobiles, but some have a severe shortage of scheduled transport options. A little patience will go a long way, just keep in mind that sometimes the only available flight leaves from a specific airport which itself might be out of your way. Bring a book. And a pillow. The "worst" fifteen If you are on a mission to visit all countries of the world, I'd recommend you to not save the following 15 for last. Unless you are fond of severe restlessness and stress ulcers while waiting to be allowed into them.
15. Bhutan
Why so inaccessible? First of all, you will need to pay your trip in advance. I am not talking about the plane ticket, I am talking about the all-inclusive package inside Bhutan. It has to be paid to a Bhutanese travel agent. Via money transfer, which makes it more of a hassle than using your worn Am Ex card. The all-inclusive trips have given rise to the rumour that Bhutan is a very expensive country to visit. The 200-300 USD per day (depending on the season and whether you travel alone or not) will however cover "everything." As in accommodation, transport within the country, guides, meals and the tourist tax. You only need to worry about drinks and souvenirs. Just don't mix the first with the latter or you will end up with a lot of wooden souvenir penises. Penises in such a religious country? Well, even strictly religious people need penises to impregnate each other. Besides, the symbols of erect penises are intended to drive away "the evil eye and malicious gossip," and it isn't a buddhist symbol, but one of Bön, an old and unorthodox religion. Do note, you won't see any penises painted on buildings in Thimphu or major towns, only in rural villages, so you can still travel to [certain parts of] the country together with your mother-in-law. Then again, who wants to travel with mother-in-laws anyway? Why you should still bother to go If huge erect penises aren't enough, throw in the fantastic mountains, the incredible Buddhist temples and Tiger's Nest, and you will be in awe. It doesn't hurt that people are very friendly too. Unless you start chatting up local girls. That may cause trouble and threats of brutal beating. Allegedly. How I got in I needed to produce a little patience and be willing to pay my trip in advance. I did, and I was picked up in the airport by my guides. Not difficult, just a little inconvenient. Any loopholes? The guides will leave you to explore Thimphu on your own if you insist. And do find the karaoke bar in a cellar bar near the clock tower. It is the only place where I have seen karaoke with the option of having a live band play. Priceless!
14. Kiribati
Why so inaccessible? Kiribati (pronounced "Kiribas" - there are no letter "s" in their alphabet, so "ti" is pronounced "s") is in the middle of the Pacific. Literally. I mean, most Pacific countries are often said to be, but Kiribati really is. It stretches 3,500 kilometers from east to west. Both the capital Tarawa and Kiritimati (Christmas Island) are served by international flights, but only twice a week. The remoteness of the country isn't the only reason why it is the 4th least visited country in the world. Entering it isn't all that easy either, unless you are from one of 60 countries. I am not from any of those and had to apply for a visa from Kiribati's sole consulate in Europe, conveniently located in Llanddewi Rhydderch in Wales. That was relatively straightforward, once I actually found the embassy. The border police is more thorough than any other in the Pacific, with the possible exception of Australia, so do not attempt to go there without a visa. Then again, they probably won't even let you on the plane without one. Why you should still bother to go Did you ever see any cartoons about people on paradise islands? Kiribati is like that, just add facilities. Some facilities. There are in fact several good hotels in Tarawa alone. Diving is fantastic, and so is the available seafood. Some services do not see many competitors though. There is one coffee shop and one registered taxi driver in the country. How I got in I got my visa from the friendly consul in Wales. I flew in on Air Pacific (soon to be renamed Fiji Airways) from Nadi. Kiribati is also occasionally served by Our Airline from Nauru and Majuro, Marshall Islands. Any loopholes? Do not worry about getting a visa if you're from one of the 60 lucky countries. You will then get your essential visa stamp upon arrival.
13. Nauru
Why so inaccessible? Only one airline, Our Airline, serves Nauru, and not every day. Do not expect to find it in your favourite flight ticket search engine either. A visa is needed to go there, and how many embassies or consulates of Nauru have you seen? To be fair, they are actually represented in four countries; Australia, Fiji, Taiwan and Thailand. Why you should still bother to go It is one of the few countries in the world you can actually run around. Just remember that the country is virtually on the Equator, so don't attempt to do so at noon. It is also THE least visited country in the world. Certainly a country for your bucket list! How I got in I had been a little lazy, not bothering to get my visa in advance. Our Airline is however well connected in Nauru, and the staff at the airport in Brisbane managed to talk customs into issuing me a visa on arrival after 10 minutes on the phone. I was very lucky! The customs officer in charge in Nauru greeted me with few words: "Are you the tourist?" Everyone else on board were locals or in the country for business. Business in Nauru? In a country with less than 9000 people? I was there at the time of an international fishing conference. Any loopholes? Having the Our Airline staff talk me into the country without a visa just before departure worked for me, but it is not a strategy I would recommend to others.
12. Russia
Why so inaccessible? The only country that stands between Norway and North Korea has a well-deserved reputation for what seems like meaningless bureaucracy. You will need an invitation to visit the country, although a letter from your hotel will in most cases suffice. Have you not filled in your visa application with extreme caution, you may have to reapply and again stand in line for hours at end. Why you should still bother to go I am sure that you will find something interesting to do in the world's largest country. And then there is vodka, second to none. How I got in Patience, my friend. Just do not show the consular staff that you get annoyed or mad. The Russian paper pushers would take personal pleasure in it. Any loopholes? Actually, yes. You can stay in St. Petersburg for up to 72 hours if you arrive by boat. All visa free. Just don't tell the bureaucrats.
11. Uzbekistan
Why so inaccessible? You will have to go through the hassle of obtaining an invitation by someone. As with Russia, a hotel is usually OK. If your stay exceeds three days, you also have to register with the Local Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Not very unusual in former Soviet republics, but nevertheless. Why you should still bother to go Uzbekistan is the Silk Road in a nutshell. The old and ancient buildings of Samarkand and Bukhara are not to be missed. Nor is the nightlife in Tashkent. Just remember to bring an extra backpack for your money. 100USD worth will give you a high stack of Uzbekistani Som. It won't fit in your pocket. How I got in The process wasn't all that bad, really. It just took a while. As in so long that we almost had to cancel the trip. When we boarded our prehistoric plane from St. Petersburg to Samarkand, we wished we had. Any loopholes? No known legal ones. Alle Fotos: © Gunnar Garfors
